1 00:00:05,222 --> 00:00:07,789 Previously on "Grosse Pointe Garden Society"... 2 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:09,008 They--they found Molly. 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:12,054 Someone shot her. 4 00:00:12,055 --> 00:00:13,664 - Karma. - Congrats. 5 00:00:13,665 --> 00:00:14,752 You're the recipient 6 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:16,232 of the Birdie Bradley Scholarship. 7 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:17,842 You agreed to no contact. 8 00:00:17,843 --> 00:00:18,843 I'm the father. 9 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:20,149 Stay away from my son. 10 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:21,846 Every time your husband can't see 11 00:00:21,847 --> 00:00:24,414 what makes you so special, know there's someone who does. 12 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:26,068 How come guys like Gary always think 13 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:27,069 they can get away with it? 14 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:28,157 Maybe they shouldn't. 15 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:29,332 I want you out of your office 16 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:31,856 and my daughter's house tonight. 17 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:34,120 Your son killed my dog. 18 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:36,078 We work for them, Alice. 19 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:41,692 I can't believe we're burying a body. 20 00:00:42,825 --> 00:00:43,868 What about the garden? 21 00:00:43,869 --> 00:00:44,826 We'll have to dig it up. 22 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:45,827 How much? 23 00:00:45,828 --> 00:00:47,220 All of it. 24 00:00:47,221 --> 00:00:48,743 You were supposed to hang onto it! 25 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:49,831 Why can't it just burn? 26 00:00:49,832 --> 00:00:50,875 Because they can still track it. 27 00:00:50,876 --> 00:00:51,876 Wait. Where's the phone? 28 00:00:51,877 --> 00:00:53,140 And where's Birdie? 29 00:00:57,405 --> 00:00:59,014 If you're actually thinking about 30 00:00:59,015 --> 00:01:01,930 leaving me a message, hang up and text, loser. 31 00:01:01,931 --> 00:01:02,887 No. 32 00:01:02,888 --> 00:01:03,975 OK. Text her. 33 00:01:03,976 --> 00:01:05,107 - I just did. - Do it again. 34 00:01:05,108 --> 00:01:06,195 Tell her she's tired. 35 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:07,370 She's not thinking straight. - Yeah. 36 00:01:07,371 --> 00:01:08,545 Just bring back the phone. 37 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:09,807 If she does anything stupid, 38 00:01:09,808 --> 00:01:10,982 we will lose everything. 39 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:12,420 Guys, guys, I can't type that fast. 40 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:14,943 Where is she going? 41 00:01:14,944 --> 00:01:16,379 To save herself. 42 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:17,685 All right. 43 00:01:17,686 --> 00:01:20,862 Four Coney specials-- made them real messy. 44 00:01:20,863 --> 00:01:22,777 We only need three now. 45 00:01:22,778 --> 00:01:24,126 Oh, sure. Yeah. 46 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:26,085 I'll just scrape off all the chili, 47 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,695 uncook the dogs, and throw it back 48 00:01:27,696 --> 00:01:28,957 up on the shelf like we're at Walmart. 49 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:30,264 You know what? I--I'll eat it. 50 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:38,445 Birdie would never do that. 51 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:41,926 She would 100% turn us in to cut herself a deal. 52 00:01:41,927 --> 00:01:43,624 OK, you've never even given her a chance. 53 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:44,886 Believe me. I know the type. 54 00:01:44,887 --> 00:01:45,930 OK. I'm sorry. 55 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:47,106 Are we back in high school? 56 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,064 Yeah, except the cheerleader is gonna 57 00:01:49,065 --> 00:01:50,457 send the band kid to jail. - OK. 58 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:51,936 Not everyone with money is out to get you, Alice. 59 00:01:51,937 --> 00:01:53,155 She can definitely afford 60 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:54,722 a better defense attorney than I can. 61 00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:56,202 You've known her for all of five seconds. 62 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:57,420 Yeah! Ditto! 63 00:01:57,421 --> 00:01:58,421 Tell her she's crazy. 64 00:01:58,422 --> 00:02:01,163 She is the crazy one, right? 65 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:07,344 Rough night? 66 00:02:13,959 --> 00:02:16,961 My friends and I sort of murdered someone. 67 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:20,095 Who? 68 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:40,811 Hey, Ms. Bradley. 69 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:42,465 It's me again, Ford. 70 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:44,337 I really need to talk to you. 71 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:48,123 I also DMed, but didn't know if you knew how to work that. 72 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:49,256 No offense. 73 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:53,259 Sounds pretty thirsty. 74 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:55,826 He's in high school. 75 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:58,307 It's about a scholarship. 76 00:02:58,308 --> 00:02:59,743 I don't want to know any more. 77 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:01,876 I'm his advisor. 78 00:03:01,877 --> 00:03:03,747 Just stay out of trouble. 79 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:06,577 Those are mine. 80 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:14,062 What would I do without you? 81 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:16,151 Live in filth. 82 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:28,381 Every garden has unwanted guests. 83 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:33,821 Slugs linger on the leaves... 84 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:39,392 They slowly eat away at everything you care about. 85 00:03:45,703 --> 00:03:47,269 Whoa. 86 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:49,010 Hey, buddy. 87 00:03:49,011 --> 00:03:51,839 Everything all right? 88 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:55,887 You got a sec? 89 00:03:58,281 --> 00:03:59,890 Yeah. 90 00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:01,283 Come on. 91 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:03,851 Spider mites are even worse, 92 00:04:03,852 --> 00:04:06,723 'cause no matter how hard you try, 93 00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:09,683 they're impossible to control. 94 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:11,641 I'm here to pick up Molly. 95 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:13,208 Breed? 96 00:04:13,209 --> 00:04:14,296 Dead. 97 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:15,864 Mm. 98 00:04:19,955 --> 00:04:22,610 That'll be $96.82 with the commemorative urn. 99 00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:31,880 Is it possible to get her as-is? 100 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:56,251 ♪ La la la 101 00:04:56,252 --> 00:05:03,171 ♪ Till the end of days 102 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:08,524 I don't know what 3D tells the doctor, 103 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:11,875 because it barely looks human to me. 104 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:13,921 My daughter looked like a fossil from Pompeii. 105 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:15,749 Well, she's a little pageant queen now, 106 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:18,491 so maybe it's a good thing. 107 00:05:18,492 --> 00:05:22,060 So when is Alice gonna give you your fossil? 108 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:26,150 Oh. 109 00:05:26,151 --> 00:05:27,456 I wish I knew. 110 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:29,153 You know what? I'll loan her my wedge pillow. 111 00:05:29,154 --> 00:05:30,372 What's that? 112 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:32,156 It lifts the pelvis 113 00:05:32,157 --> 00:05:35,377 so the semen can reach the cervix. 114 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:37,205 Ew. 115 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:38,598 I'm just saying, 116 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:41,470 if they don't get with the program, 117 00:05:41,471 --> 00:05:43,298 she's gonna be too old to babysit. 118 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,172 Aphids are like a plague. 119 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:51,480 By the time you detect them, you're already infested. 120 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:55,049 So if you and Mom both have brown hair, 121 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:56,311 how come mine's red? 122 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:57,834 Uh, 'cause Grandpa Pat had red. 123 00:05:57,835 --> 00:05:59,445 I--I just passed the gene on to you. 124 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:04,712 Does that mean I could be an alcoholic like Grandma? 125 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:06,582 Whoa. 126 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:08,018 Don't write that down. 127 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:09,890 But it's a trait. 128 00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:13,241 What else did your mom say about my side of the family? 129 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:16,679 Aunt Sally sneezes every time she looks at the sun. 130 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,074 That's called, uh-- that's called photosensitivity. 131 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:22,425 Did she get that 'cause she's a sociopath? 132 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:28,865 But the most dreaded intruders, 133 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:31,172 the ones that do the most damage, 134 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:33,304 always seem to come out at night. 135 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:35,437 So I'm standing there with my dingaling hanging out 136 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:37,265 in front of my father-in-law, 137 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:39,441 and next thing I know, I'm living out of my car... 138 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:40,703 Jesus. 139 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:43,227 And begging for a job selling shoes. 140 00:06:43,228 --> 00:06:46,754 I mean, you did sleep with another woman. 141 00:06:48,669 --> 00:06:50,845 Always the guy's fault, huh? 142 00:06:53,064 --> 00:06:54,413 Do we know her? 143 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,069 Just some basic bitch. 144 00:07:01,899 --> 00:07:03,465 So what are you gonna do? 145 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:08,383 Make her sorry. 146 00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:09,993 How? 147 00:07:16,261 --> 00:07:18,262 What the hell? 148 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:24,530 Who am I kidding? 149 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:26,967 I'm an award-winning realtor, 150 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:28,622 not some killer. 151 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,406 All right, buddy. 152 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:33,061 Uh... 153 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:36,150 It's gonna be OK. 154 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:40,067 Anything you need, we're here for you, 155 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:41,372 right, babe? 156 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,508 He's staying in your pool house? 157 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:49,555 The kids keep calling him Uncle Gary. 158 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:51,339 Who told them to do that? 159 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:52,645 Uncle Gary. 160 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:55,474 That ass-face just gets off on torturing you. 161 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,866 What am I supposed to do? 162 00:07:56,867 --> 00:07:59,174 Any of his other side pieces have pool houses? 163 00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:02,176 You were way more than that. 164 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:04,134 Thank you. 165 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:07,398 Fleabane everywhere. 166 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:08,617 It's encroaching on my tulips. 167 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:09,618 It's already got the zinnias. 168 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:11,620 OK. So we'll weed it. 169 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:12,795 Mm, they're like chin hairs. 170 00:08:12,796 --> 00:08:14,797 Pull one, and two more take its place. 171 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:16,756 OK, well, the Cup's not for a while. 172 00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:19,236 We'll figure it out. - Mm, not to freak you out, 173 00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:22,196 but it's also extremely toxic. 174 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:23,850 OK. What about dish soap? 175 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:25,460 Yeah, that worked on the crabgrass last season. 176 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:27,549 Donna! 177 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:28,855 OK. Get your ass to Kroger. 178 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:30,727 Clean them out of Palmolive. 179 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:36,690 All right, bitches, I'm ready to rake. 180 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,040 What? 181 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:42,999 I didn't know they made overalls with booty shorts. 182 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,958 I was a "garden ho" for Halloween last year. 183 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:46,655 I like the commitment. 184 00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:48,048 Thank you. 185 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:49,353 Who knows? 186 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:51,879 Maybe all of this will make me a better person. 187 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,362 There was blood everywhere. 188 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:03,759 I guess when someone has that many holes in their body, 189 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,154 it just, like, all comes out. 190 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,113 How many holes? 191 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:15,205 I--I don't know. 192 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:16,555 Too many! 193 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,078 We were so freaked out. 194 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:22,213 Everything just got out of control so fast. 195 00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:25,913 Need a light? 196 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,571 I'm trying to quit. 197 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:37,098 You drive last night? 198 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,536 Why does it matter? 199 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:43,712 How much did you have to drink? 200 00:09:43,713 --> 00:09:46,541 I don't know--a few. 201 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:48,238 Not too smart on probation. 202 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:49,239 I was at the gala. 203 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,415 Any pills? 204 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:52,634 Just prescription stuff. 205 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:54,636 What? Xanax? Vicodin? 206 00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:56,246 I'm not faded, OK? 207 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:58,074 Look, here's the thing. 208 00:09:58,075 --> 00:10:01,077 People get shot, strangled, beaten. 209 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,949 I once saw a guy get hit by an 18-wheeler 210 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,690 on the Lodge Freeway. 211 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:07,518 His body just exploded. 212 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:11,000 His ribs were like rack of lamb on the side of the road. 213 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,132 Ew. 214 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:14,090 But I've never heard of anyone 215 00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:17,050 getting killed the way that-- 216 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:18,660 that you've just described. 217 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:23,491 What's it gonna take? 218 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,148 Show me. 219 00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:32,806 Maybe I will take that light. 220 00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:44,425 What happened to not trashing each other to the kids? 221 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:46,209 - She is an alcoholic. - OK. 222 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:47,515 Well, your sister's a full klepto. 223 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,560 OK. Brett, your mom goes to AA. 224 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,084 And Nikki went to jail. 225 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,563 Mall jail. 226 00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:55,915 But this just says that Zach inherited her dimples. 227 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:56,959 OK. Well, you know what? 228 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,308 If you wanted it done differently, 229 00:10:58,309 --> 00:10:59,570 then you could have helped him yourself. 230 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:01,616 Oh, right, because you do all the homework. 231 00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:03,226 You ignore the teacher's emails. 232 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,837 Because they always start with, "Hey, Melissa." 233 00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:07,013 Because I am the only one that answers them. 234 00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:10,626 Who's winning? 235 00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,454 Did Zach finish? 236 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,935 Am I the only one who didn't work on my son's project? 237 00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,501 Just saying. It's due tomorrow. 238 00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:18,546 No, no, no, no. 239 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:19,416 This is never getting turned in. 240 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:21,114 Do you want him to fail? 241 00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:23,899 I don't want everyone in that school laughing at his family. 242 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,596 Oh, grow up! 243 00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,424 - You grow up. - OK. You know what? 244 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:28,730 Let's just take this. Let go. 245 00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:30,123 Let go. You let go. 246 00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:31,254 - What are you doing? - Let go. 247 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:32,299 Let go. Can you just give me it? 248 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,300 Can you-- - Get off. 249 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:34,301 - Let go of it. - Get off of it. 250 00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:35,302 Brett, what are you doing? 251 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:36,564 - Get off of it. - Get-- 252 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,791 Dick move. 253 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:50,404 I don't understand why the cops won't investigate. 254 00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:54,451 Maybe 'cause there's no proof of homicide or dogicide-- 255 00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:55,670 whatever. 256 00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:57,324 There was a bullet in her brain, Doug. 257 00:11:57,325 --> 00:12:00,501 Babe, I don't know. 258 00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:03,723 It's not like she committed suicide. 259 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,767 Hello. 260 00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,551 Oh. Hey, Patty. 261 00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:09,989 Oh. Don't spoil your appetite. 262 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,556 Oh, that's Molly, mom. 263 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,167 Oh. 264 00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,516 God's sake. 265 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:18,040 Could you get it-- get it off the table? 266 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:21,478 Sweetie, I got you some-- some avocado oil. 267 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:23,089 It's filled with polyphenols. 268 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,351 Oh, gross. 269 00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:26,397 Mm, it's good for your baby maker. 270 00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:30,705 Well, just in case you change your mind. 271 00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,272 All right. 272 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:35,406 More bags, more bags. 273 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,148 Why is she here? 274 00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,760 We need money, Alice. 275 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:43,283 I don't get it. 276 00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,501 Without your job, 277 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,504 we can't afford to keep this place. 278 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,985 You know what happens if we move into the rental house. 279 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,073 You think I want to? 280 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,597 You can forget about every holiday, 281 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:56,078 every Sunday dinner, all of our free time. 282 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,211 It's either that or they're looking for 283 00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:01,388 a regional director at the sign company. 284 00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:03,172 It would be a lot more money. 285 00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,521 We could have health insurance again. 286 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,610 And we could get a better car. 287 00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:07,830 We could travel. 288 00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:12,747 What about opening your gallery? 289 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,401 It's not like anyone's 290 00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:17,099 banging down our door for my doodles. 291 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,797 We had a plan. 292 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,234 Plans change. 293 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:21,887 People grow up. 294 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,715 They buy houses. 295 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,413 They have babies. 296 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,850 Since when did we agree to become your parents? 297 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:31,418 My parents are like everyone else in this town. 298 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,855 Since when did we agree to that? 299 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,162 What's so wrong with that? 300 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:40,820 I don't even know what's happening right now. 301 00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,953 What's happening is you chose your dog over your job. 302 00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:47,086 She was our dog. 303 00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:49,131 Hilarious. 304 00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:52,178 What is that supposed to mean? 305 00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,657 You know, I used to think that 306 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,137 you didn't want to settle down and have a baby 307 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:57,879 because you already had one. 308 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,925 And then it was because we were gonna 309 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:00,969 go to New York and everything. 310 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,710 But now... 311 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:03,755 Now what? 312 00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:09,064 Maybe you just don't want one with me. 313 00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,283 No. 314 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,899 I'll get us the money. 315 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,640 OK? 316 00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,120 Hey. 317 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,209 I'll get us the money. 318 00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:37,745 What's that? 319 00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,313 Room 715. 320 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,184 Our old room. 321 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,056 Your new room now. 322 00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:46,188 You know, stay as long as you want. 323 00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:47,668 Order room service. 324 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,931 You can--you can take it all out on me. 325 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,933 Catherine, I'm not crumbs on your counter 326 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,369 you get to just wipe away. 327 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:54,501 I want you gone. 328 00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:55,894 Why'd you have to blow up my life? 329 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,460 I understand that you're going through a lot-- 330 00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:58,897 I can't even get my table at PF Chang's. 331 00:14:58,898 --> 00:14:59,985 So eat somewhere else. 332 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:00,986 The hostess probably saw 333 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,161 the giant penis 334 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,640 someone drew on my bus ad. 335 00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:06,253 What's your end game here, Gary? 336 00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,081 Well, first, I'm gonna binge that doc series 337 00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,517 on the chimpanzee that went crazy. 338 00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:12,868 OK, how long are you planning to stay? 339 00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:18,177 Depends. 340 00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:19,918 What? Days? Weeks? 341 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,397 Months? 342 00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:23,312 As long as it takes to destroy everything 343 00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:25,489 you care about. 344 00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:28,970 Well, I'm calling the cops. 345 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:31,320 Mm. Be my guest. 346 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,974 They will arrest you for trespassing. 347 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,410 Yeah, they'll also take my statement, 348 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:35,935 and I'll be real clear about why I'm here. 349 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:40,895 You might want to give your husband a heads-up. 350 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,725 Oh, hey, I, uh-- 351 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:48,207 I added a few things to our grocery list. 352 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,035 I'm thinking about going keto. 353 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,693 Yo, Ms. Bradley! 354 00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:59,436 Hey! - Later, Ford. 355 00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:02,917 Why do you keep blowing me off? 356 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,179 You need to chill, OK? 357 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,659 I just want to talk. 358 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,313 Well, make an appointment with my publicist. 359 00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:10,229 Well, it's, like, super important. 360 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:12,014 I'm not your mother! 361 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,120 Hey! 362 00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,295 Oh, my God! 363 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:35,776 Oh, my God! 364 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:38,126 Are you OK? - Yeah. 365 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,606 - Yeah? - Yeah. 366 00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:42,566 But, uh-- but they don't know that. 367 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,354 Oh. - OK. 368 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:49,660 You win. 369 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,273 I need a favor. 370 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,492 Ugh. 371 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,760 What's the favor? 372 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,937 A friend of mine got in trouble. 373 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,636 What kind of trouble? 374 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,032 The kind that you're stuck with for the rest of your life. 375 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,122 I thought you didn't have a girlfriend. 376 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,993 Well, 377 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:21,126 I wouldn't exactly call her that. 378 00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,476 What are you guys gonna do? 379 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:24,826 Not what you did. 380 00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:29,656 What do they cost these days? 381 00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:30,961 A lot. 382 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,746 - Do your parents know? - No. 383 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:33,573 No, no. 384 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:34,705 My--my dad would kill me. 385 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,363 Hold thi--never mind. 386 00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:51,504 Now do you believe me? 387 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,421 Jesus. 388 00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:58,337 We used ammonia and hydrogen peroxide 389 00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:02,080 for, you know, the cleanup. 390 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,038 Which one made the holes? 391 00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:14,092 And also that one. 392 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,355 That one too. 393 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:20,359 And the one above it. 394 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,536 Is there anything here that 395 00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:26,452 you guys didn't use to kill someone? 396 00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,454 Um... 397 00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:33,111 That one. 398 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,155 It's-- 399 00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,809 Don't touch anything. 400 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:36,897 Why? 401 00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:39,029 Because this is a crime scene. 402 00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:48,256 Birdie! Birdie! Let--let us in! 403 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,692 We can figure this out. OK? 404 00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,477 Just--just let us in. 405 00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:53,174 Look. We know you're home. The TV's on! 406 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,220 Yeah. And your car is out front. 407 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,396 Oh. No, she drives a Porsche. 408 00:18:57,397 --> 00:19:00,268 Well, then what's with the heap in the driveway? 409 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,314 My Ferrari is in the shop. 410 00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,446 Olga. 411 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,100 You're here early. 412 00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:08,581 We were just wondering if Birdie is home. 413 00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,539 Wasn't she supposed to be with you? 414 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,585 Uh, we had kind of a crazy night. 415 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,848 Yeah, super lit, actually. 416 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:17,067 Sort of lost her. 417 00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:18,068 Everything OK? 418 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,679 Oh, 100%. 419 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,985 Yeah, yeah, we're just trying to keep the party going. 420 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,335 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 421 00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,511 Because it's gonna take more than a Tide Pen 422 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:28,035 to get that blood out. 423 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,349 Just tell her we came by. 424 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:52,929 Have you ever been to a grocery store before? 425 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,322 I only need four. 426 00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,890 That's not how it works. 427 00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:58,326 Oh. 428 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,372 My friend usually buys all my food for me. 429 00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:01,547 Really? 430 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:02,678 Mm-hmm. 431 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:03,723 Cooks and cleans too. 432 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:04,941 Wow. 433 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,116 Wish I had a friend like that. 434 00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:08,510 Oh, I'll text you the agency. 435 00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:12,994 Gary should be buying us groceries. 436 00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:15,170 Is this his? 437 00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:18,955 No. 438 00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:22,133 What? 439 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,919 Oh, no. - Huh? 440 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,138 No, don't turn around. 441 00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:29,749 Who is that? 442 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,272 Gary's wife. 443 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,100 Oh, you never want to see the wife. 444 00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,101 Catherine. 445 00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:35,102 And that's why. 446 00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:37,104 Do not leave. 447 00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:38,148 How are you gonna introduce me, 448 00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:39,715 as the other, other, other woman? 449 00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,456 Fine. Go. 450 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:42,632 Hi. 451 00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:52,641 My students mean the world to me. 452 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:54,296 Not all of them. 453 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:56,950 Even your son. 454 00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:59,126 I appreciate the apology. 455 00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:00,432 You appreciate it so much, 456 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:01,868 you'll talk to the school board? 457 00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,957 I wish I could. 458 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,132 You're head of fundraising. 459 00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,176 Why can't you? 460 00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:08,136 Because words matter, Alice. 461 00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:11,443 I made a mistake. 462 00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:13,619 You canceled him for something he didn't do. 463 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:14,707 Listen. 464 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:17,100 I really need my job back. 465 00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:18,277 Look. 466 00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:24,195 His life isn't some English paper you just get to rewrite. 467 00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:28,678 Uh, this is yours. 468 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:43,475 Michigan. 469 00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:44,650 Excuse me? 470 00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:46,565 You once asked where I went to school. 471 00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:48,001 Go, Blue. 472 00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:49,263 Congratulations. 473 00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:50,744 I can get Peyton in. 474 00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:58,141 How? 475 00:21:58,142 --> 00:22:00,144 Head of admissions lived in my dorm sophomore year. 476 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:02,842 You know the dean? 477 00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:05,148 And I know what he looks for in a college essay. 478 00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:06,846 How do I know it'll work? 479 00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:09,501 I'm an English teacher. 480 00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:11,460 Words matter. 481 00:22:15,638 --> 00:22:17,378 I, uh-- 482 00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:20,730 I--I don't know what to say here. 483 00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:24,994 Everyone's acting like I have some incurable disease. 484 00:22:24,995 --> 00:22:26,735 Jesus. 485 00:22:26,736 --> 00:22:28,694 You didn't do anything. 486 00:22:28,695 --> 00:22:31,044 Well, neither did you. 487 00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:32,785 What do you mean? 488 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:35,004 You worked with him. 489 00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:36,397 Right, but-- 490 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:38,921 Even if you knew he was cheating, 491 00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:41,794 you couldn't tell me. 492 00:22:41,795 --> 00:22:43,186 Amanda, uh-- 493 00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:45,102 You'd lose your job. 494 00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:53,022 Did you ask who the women were? 495 00:22:53,023 --> 00:22:54,372 No. 496 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,722 Gary said that there were so many, 497 00:22:56,723 --> 00:23:00,379 and I didn't want to have to face them. 498 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:09,518 Uh, he really doesn't deserve you. 499 00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:12,782 You're so sweet. 500 00:23:15,785 --> 00:23:18,700 Oh, my God! 501 00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:20,746 He never told you? 502 00:23:20,747 --> 00:23:22,530 Oh, my God! 503 00:23:22,531 --> 00:23:24,184 Yeah. 504 00:23:24,185 --> 00:23:27,100 Timing is not ideal. 505 00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:28,754 Congratulations. 506 00:23:28,755 --> 00:23:30,277 Thanks. 507 00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:34,629 Bye. 508 00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:43,072 - So what's that gonna do? - I don't know. 509 00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:44,030 It's on them. 510 00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:44,987 But he's the one who has to 511 00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:46,554 redo the whole project over. 512 00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:48,556 Who cares about a stupid grade? 513 00:23:48,557 --> 00:23:50,210 Well, from a teacher's perspective, 514 00:23:50,211 --> 00:23:51,559 just about everyone. 515 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,734 He'll still have his dignity. 516 00:23:52,735 --> 00:23:55,345 Look, I say this with love. 517 00:23:55,346 --> 00:23:56,999 Oh, here we go. 518 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,219 I'm just not sure this is about your son's social status. 519 00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:01,047 Oh, come on! What? 520 00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:02,831 You think I actually care what they think? 521 00:24:02,832 --> 00:24:04,267 Well, look. I get it. 522 00:24:04,268 --> 00:24:05,530 There's nothing to get. 523 00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:06,792 Your wife left you for a good-looking guy 524 00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:08,315 with lots of money and a powerful job. 525 00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:09,316 Whose side are you on? 526 00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:11,318 And now your kids have two dads. 527 00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:12,580 You know, I didn't-- 528 00:24:12,581 --> 00:24:14,495 I didn't come here to feel bad about myself. 529 00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:16,671 Well, you wouldn't feel bad if it wasn't true. 530 00:24:16,672 --> 00:24:18,891 Well, I would rather you lie to me. 531 00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:22,025 I said he was good-looking, not better-looking. 532 00:24:24,419 --> 00:24:26,812 Even, uh--even the body? 533 00:24:26,813 --> 00:24:28,291 He does have a trainer. 534 00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:29,684 Ha! 535 00:24:29,685 --> 00:24:31,294 Well, just throw him in the oven with the cookies 536 00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:32,295 while you're at it. 537 00:24:32,296 --> 00:24:33,383 Mm-mm. Not cookies. 538 00:24:33,384 --> 00:24:34,733 - What? Cake? - Uh-uh. 539 00:24:34,734 --> 00:24:35,996 Molly. 540 00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:39,389 What the hell are you doing? 541 00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:42,392 What the cops won't. 542 00:24:46,659 --> 00:24:49,705 The kid's a hunter. 543 00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:57,365 Our cleaning lady hasn't come yet this week. 544 00:24:59,062 --> 00:25:02,849 I like seeing you in your natural habitat. 545 00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:05,024 Why? 546 00:25:05,025 --> 00:25:08,462 Well, the best college essays, 547 00:25:08,463 --> 00:25:10,203 they show who you really are. 548 00:25:10,204 --> 00:25:11,379 Hmm. 549 00:25:15,209 --> 00:25:19,778 So what do you, uh, like about these guys? 550 00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:20,822 I don't know. 551 00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:22,695 Uh, they're baller. 552 00:25:24,044 --> 00:25:25,740 They're disruptors. 553 00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:27,786 Sounds cool. 554 00:25:27,787 --> 00:25:29,135 Yeah. 555 00:25:29,136 --> 00:25:30,485 They like to break the rules. 556 00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:33,401 Cool. 557 00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:36,708 Can I get something to drink? 558 00:25:36,709 --> 00:25:39,798 You mean, like--like, wine? 559 00:25:39,799 --> 00:25:41,147 No. 560 00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:42,365 Yeah. 561 00:25:42,366 --> 00:25:43,541 Um, I got some Fireball left somewhere. 562 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:44,760 Just water is good. 563 00:25:48,329 --> 00:25:49,286 All right. 564 00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:57,380 ♪ I never wanted anything 565 00:25:57,381 --> 00:26:01,123 ♪ You could show me all your rings ♪ 566 00:26:01,124 --> 00:26:03,038 ♪ I'm in the middle of it, baby ♪ 567 00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:05,867 ♪ I'm a little bit off 568 00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:15,268 Uh-- 569 00:26:15,269 --> 00:26:16,399 Oh! 570 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,444 Mrs. Morris. 571 00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:18,576 I was just, um-- 572 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,142 I normally wear boxer briefs. 573 00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:21,404 OK. 574 00:26:21,405 --> 00:26:25,061 Yeah, maybe we can use that in your essay. 575 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,324 I knew that's what you really wanted. 576 00:26:28,325 --> 00:26:30,022 Excuse me? 577 00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:31,676 You're like one of those horny Florida teachers. 578 00:26:31,677 --> 00:26:32,981 What? No! 579 00:26:32,982 --> 00:26:35,418 That's not why I'm here! 580 00:26:35,419 --> 00:26:38,247 It totally explains why you lost your mind over me. 581 00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:39,248 Oh, my God! 582 00:26:39,249 --> 00:26:40,859 Where is it? 583 00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:42,904 Where's what? 584 00:26:42,905 --> 00:26:46,821 The gun that goes with this. 585 00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:48,823 I have no idea. 586 00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:50,172 Please. 587 00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:52,740 You didn't kill that deer with a lacrosse stick. 588 00:26:52,741 --> 00:26:54,916 Yeah. My dad used a rifle. 589 00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:57,484 And I am not leaving until I find it. 590 00:26:57,485 --> 00:26:59,530 OK, is this about your dog again? 591 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:02,924 Wait. 592 00:27:02,925 --> 00:27:04,578 Don't go in there. Hey, wait! 593 00:27:04,579 --> 00:27:05,492 Is this where you keep it? 594 00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:06,667 Stop! 595 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:07,668 Don't excite her. 596 00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:08,669 She'll rip her stitches. 597 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:09,844 Shh. It's OK, Snowball. 598 00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:11,193 It's OK. No, no, no. 599 00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:12,934 You're safe. It's all right. 600 00:27:12,935 --> 00:27:14,109 It's OK, Snowball. 601 00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:16,068 Shh. You're OK, baby. 602 00:27:16,069 --> 00:27:17,505 Sorry, Snowball. 603 00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:21,551 That bullet's from a handgun. 604 00:27:24,164 --> 00:27:24,990 So? 605 00:27:24,991 --> 00:27:27,557 We don't own one. 606 00:27:34,914 --> 00:27:36,958 They stretch a half size, don't forget. 607 00:27:36,959 --> 00:27:39,918 They're crowding my corns. 608 00:27:39,919 --> 00:27:41,964 She's pregnant? 609 00:27:44,097 --> 00:27:46,403 Why don't I think on it? 610 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,277 Daisy sale ends tomorrow. 611 00:27:51,278 --> 00:27:54,802 How do you live with yourself? 612 00:27:54,803 --> 00:27:56,195 It wasn't planned. 613 00:27:56,196 --> 00:27:57,936 Oh, well, that makes it so much better. 614 00:27:57,937 --> 00:27:59,633 And you said you never wanted to know anything about her. 615 00:27:59,634 --> 00:28:02,027 I meant, like, if she was more fun than me. 616 00:28:02,028 --> 00:28:03,724 Not this. - Yeah. 617 00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:05,508 Did you really want to hear all about our gender reveal party 618 00:28:05,509 --> 00:28:06,858 while I was ripping off your panties? 619 00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:14,996 Why'd you have to go and bone half the town, Gary? 620 00:28:14,997 --> 00:28:16,737 You were still boning your husband. 621 00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:18,173 That's different. 622 00:28:18,174 --> 00:28:19,697 Why--why do you get to make the rules? 623 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:20,872 You cheated on me. 624 00:28:20,873 --> 00:28:22,743 We were already cheating. 625 00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:24,527 Not on each other. 626 00:28:24,528 --> 00:28:25,790 OK. 627 00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:26,834 So--so where do you draw the line? 628 00:28:26,835 --> 00:28:27,966 Two people? Three? 629 00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:29,141 I don't know. 630 00:28:29,142 --> 00:28:32,361 I thought we were just having fun. 631 00:28:32,362 --> 00:28:34,451 We were gonna run away to Paris. 632 00:28:38,586 --> 00:28:39,760 Really? 633 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:41,544 What do you mean, really? 634 00:28:41,545 --> 00:28:44,113 Well, that's something you just say to make it more fun. 635 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:49,857 You really are a pig. 636 00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:51,685 Yeah, fine. 637 00:28:51,686 --> 00:28:52,773 Oink, oink. 638 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:54,036 So what does that make you? 639 00:28:56,473 --> 00:28:57,997 Heartbroken. 640 00:28:59,607 --> 00:29:00,999 Yeah. 641 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,523 Is that what your husband would call it? 642 00:29:22,499 --> 00:29:24,587 This is body glitter. 643 00:29:24,588 --> 00:29:25,632 It was on sale. 644 00:29:25,633 --> 00:29:26,589 We're making a family tree. 645 00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:27,721 We're not going clubbing. 646 00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:28,767 I could also do this on my own. 647 00:29:31,117 --> 00:29:33,859 We probably should have done it together in the first place. 648 00:29:36,992 --> 00:29:38,951 I delete those teacher emails. 649 00:29:41,431 --> 00:29:42,605 I knew it! 650 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,960 You forgot pipe cleaners. 651 00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:51,049 Is that how you really see me? 652 00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:52,398 What do you mean? 653 00:29:52,399 --> 00:29:55,575 Like I was birthed in a dumpster. 654 00:29:55,576 --> 00:29:57,185 You also forgot googly eyes. 655 00:29:57,186 --> 00:29:58,970 For real? 656 00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:03,931 Yeah, kind of. 657 00:30:03,932 --> 00:30:05,411 Wow. 658 00:30:07,153 --> 00:30:09,589 That's why I fell for you. 659 00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:11,896 So you're into-- you're into trashy types? 660 00:30:11,897 --> 00:30:15,987 I was into someone who was basically raised by wolves, 661 00:30:15,988 --> 00:30:19,992 but somehow turned out... incredible. 662 00:30:24,170 --> 00:30:25,605 OK. 663 00:30:25,606 --> 00:30:27,128 Uh, glue sticks-- - Wa-wa--wait. 664 00:30:27,129 --> 00:30:28,521 Where are you? 665 00:30:28,522 --> 00:30:31,437 So why did you leave me for that guy? 666 00:30:33,222 --> 00:30:34,614 You left me first. 667 00:30:37,009 --> 00:30:39,271 What? 668 00:30:39,272 --> 00:30:40,533 Alice. 669 00:30:41,927 --> 00:30:43,842 Well, she's-- she's just a friend. 670 00:30:45,931 --> 00:30:48,758 Nobody looks at their friend like that. 671 00:30:48,759 --> 00:30:50,673 We volunteer together. 672 00:30:50,674 --> 00:30:52,981 And Connor and I work together. 673 00:30:54,243 --> 00:30:55,679 I've known her for years. 674 00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:59,204 Yeah. 675 00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:00,859 That was the problem. 676 00:31:02,512 --> 00:31:04,253 I never stood a chance. 677 00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:11,477 ♪ It's time to be brave 678 00:31:16,265 --> 00:31:19,224 Are you sick of having to pull out weeds by hand? 679 00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:21,617 Flip over your rake, and I'll show you 680 00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:23,924 an easy trick to save your garden bed. 681 00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:25,796 You need to eat something. 682 00:31:29,017 --> 00:31:32,151 Appetizer, entrée, dessert. 683 00:31:33,413 --> 00:31:35,894 I'll make that salmon you like. 684 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,681 Tell them I'm in the middle of dinner. 685 00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:51,170 It's the police. 686 00:32:05,401 --> 00:32:07,098 Can I help you, officer? 687 00:32:07,099 --> 00:32:09,143 Oh, I think you know why I'm here. 688 00:32:09,144 --> 00:32:10,971 OK. He came to me. 689 00:32:10,972 --> 00:32:12,451 You're just making this harder on yourself. 690 00:32:12,452 --> 00:32:14,801 Maybe Ford felt like he couldn't talk to you guys. 691 00:32:14,802 --> 00:32:16,935 We wanted it to be a surprise for his birthday. 692 00:32:18,545 --> 00:32:20,634 Wanted what to be a surprise? 693 00:32:21,809 --> 00:32:23,810 The Xbox. 694 00:32:23,811 --> 00:32:26,596 Luckily, I found it before his mom did. 695 00:32:27,902 --> 00:32:29,337 I didn't give him this. 696 00:32:29,338 --> 00:32:30,774 He said you paid for it. 697 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,043 Who knew hustling ran in the family? 698 00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:42,046 Either way, it would make my life a lot easier 699 00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:44,788 if you would just stay out of our business. 700 00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:49,532 What if I can't? 701 00:32:50,316 --> 00:32:53,971 Well, then I'll just have to dig up something 702 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:57,452 from your record and, uh, do all the dirty stuff 703 00:32:57,453 --> 00:32:58,977 that people think cops do. 704 00:33:01,849 --> 00:33:05,852 Is that threat coming from you or your wife? 705 00:33:07,637 --> 00:33:09,638 Oh, man. 706 00:33:09,639 --> 00:33:11,990 You really are all kinds of trouble. 707 00:33:13,339 --> 00:33:15,689 You have no idea. 708 00:33:19,301 --> 00:33:21,128 Thank you, by the way. 709 00:33:21,129 --> 00:33:22,174 For what? 710 00:33:24,915 --> 00:33:26,830 Giving us one hell of a son. 711 00:33:40,757 --> 00:33:43,281 So what happens now? 712 00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:46,327 All those tools get booked into evidence. 713 00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:49,331 I mean, what happens to me and my friends? 714 00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:52,942 Nothing. 715 00:33:52,943 --> 00:33:54,683 How can you be sure? 716 00:33:54,684 --> 00:33:56,990 Because if they ever find the body, 717 00:33:56,991 --> 00:33:58,513 they'll never look for the murder weapons 718 00:33:58,514 --> 00:34:00,429 inside the station. 719 00:34:05,782 --> 00:34:07,305 Do you hate me now? 720 00:34:32,809 --> 00:34:36,334 You're all kinds of trouble, birdbrain. 721 00:34:36,335 --> 00:34:38,684 You know I hate that nickname. 722 00:34:38,685 --> 00:34:40,338 That's why it works. 723 00:34:51,872 --> 00:34:54,613 Oh, could you wash that and drop it at Goodwill? 724 00:34:54,614 --> 00:34:56,049 Dry clean only. 725 00:34:56,050 --> 00:34:57,268 Those people don't care. 726 00:34:57,269 --> 00:34:58,835 Then why do you need it washed? 727 00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:01,446 Never mind. 728 00:35:01,447 --> 00:35:03,318 You've got better things to worry about. 729 00:35:04,276 --> 00:35:05,494 Should I be worried? 730 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:09,803 I'll just do it myself. 731 00:35:13,981 --> 00:35:15,503 What happened last night? 732 00:35:15,504 --> 00:35:17,026 Nothing I'm proud of. 733 00:35:17,027 --> 00:35:19,334 Is that why your friend had blood on her dress? 734 00:35:25,297 --> 00:35:27,254 I can't answer that. 735 00:35:27,255 --> 00:35:28,690 Why not? 736 00:35:31,781 --> 00:35:36,785 Because I couldn't live with myself if I got you in trouble. 737 00:35:36,786 --> 00:35:38,222 That's very kind. 738 00:35:38,223 --> 00:35:40,355 You're family to me. 739 00:35:43,271 --> 00:35:44,968 I appreciate that, Ms. Bradley. 740 00:35:53,412 --> 00:35:57,154 But whatever mess you've gotten yourself into, 741 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:59,461 I can't clean it up this time. 742 00:36:12,387 --> 00:36:14,215 Are you sure about this? 743 00:36:15,912 --> 00:36:18,523 Even if I found out who did it, 744 00:36:18,524 --> 00:36:20,352 it wouldn't bring her back. 745 00:36:23,529 --> 00:36:27,314 It's not the most peaceful resting place. 746 00:36:27,315 --> 00:36:28,794 She also liked Petco. 747 00:36:28,795 --> 00:36:31,666 But, you know, you can't dump ashes in a bone aisle. 748 00:36:41,286 --> 00:36:42,896 It's OK to keep her on a shelf. 749 00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:47,204 I have to let her go. 750 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:48,727 Why? 751 00:36:48,728 --> 00:36:52,209 I haven't been focusing on the right things. 752 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,645 Yeah, I know what you mean. 753 00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:54,995 You do? 754 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,004 You know, car business. 755 00:37:05,397 --> 00:37:07,049 Who's been telling you that for years? 756 00:37:07,050 --> 00:37:08,617 That's why you're the best. 757 00:37:13,013 --> 00:37:15,101 I could be better. 758 00:37:15,102 --> 00:37:16,799 Ah, not to me. 759 00:37:20,107 --> 00:37:22,979 To my husband. 760 00:37:32,946 --> 00:37:38,864 Well, uh, at least she's with her people now. 761 00:37:43,173 --> 00:37:44,870 It's worse. 762 00:37:44,871 --> 00:37:47,612 Clearly, you can't fight Mother Nature with dish soap. 763 00:37:47,613 --> 00:37:50,919 What about vinegar and baking soda? 764 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,269 YouTube hole. 765 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,444 Why don't we just use chemicals? 766 00:37:53,445 --> 00:37:54,967 Oh, natural is way safer. 767 00:37:54,968 --> 00:37:56,969 Well, who cares if it's safe if it doesn't work? 768 00:37:56,970 --> 00:37:59,276 It was my fault. 769 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,060 How? 770 00:38:01,061 --> 00:38:05,238 I kissed him at the office party. 771 00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:06,239 Oh. 772 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:07,414 Your other weed. 773 00:38:07,415 --> 00:38:08,807 - Mm. - Are you kidding? 774 00:38:08,808 --> 00:38:10,287 The guy is a disrespectful, deceitful-- 775 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,288 Love-bombing. 776 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:12,507 Dickwad. 777 00:38:14,204 --> 00:38:15,728 Then I guess so am I. 778 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:20,428 It wouldn't be an affair if someone didn't get hurt. 779 00:38:25,955 --> 00:38:28,000 I can fix this. 780 00:38:28,001 --> 00:38:31,699 Every gardener agrees a pest is nature's way of telling us 781 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:33,353 we're doing something wrong. 782 00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:35,355 But what they can't agree on-- 783 00:38:35,356 --> 00:38:37,009 the best way to get rid of one. 784 00:38:37,010 --> 00:38:39,011 Hey. The kids still up? 785 00:38:39,012 --> 00:38:41,013 I got presents. 786 00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:43,102 There's something I need to tell you. 787 00:38:49,936 --> 00:38:52,154 I was gonna get the turkey burgers because I know you like 788 00:38:52,155 --> 00:38:54,548 to be healthy, but I got the bison instead 789 00:38:54,549 --> 00:38:56,985 because I know you like the taste of red meat. 790 00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:58,422 You know everything about me, huh? 791 00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:00,511 It's my job. 792 00:39:00,512 --> 00:39:02,077 I bet you didn't know I have a son. 793 00:39:05,952 --> 00:39:07,561 You're a mother? 794 00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:11,217 I really want to try to be. 795 00:39:14,308 --> 00:39:15,526 Wow. 796 00:39:15,527 --> 00:39:17,571 Y'all have quite a colorful family. 797 00:39:21,576 --> 00:39:23,664 You have no idea. 798 00:39:23,665 --> 00:39:29,322 ♪ Say falling in love, can't let go ♪ 799 00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:34,980 ♪ There's only one thing I think you should know ♪ 800 00:39:34,981 --> 00:39:40,464 ♪ It feels like everyone you know has closed the door ♪ 801 00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:44,381 ♪ Just don't feel like keeping on anymore ♪ 802 00:39:47,646 --> 00:39:51,736 Sometimes the infestation just takes over. 803 00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:54,565 And when that happens, 804 00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:57,350 there's only one thing left to do. 805 00:39:57,351 --> 00:40:00,092 Burn it all down. 806 00:40:05,707 --> 00:40:11,408 ♪ You've got to let go 807 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:15,063 ♪ Yeah, you've got to let go 808 00:40:22,637 --> 00:40:23,811 Where have you been? 809 00:40:23,812 --> 00:40:24,812 Don't worry about it. 810 00:40:24,813 --> 00:40:26,118 What did you do? 811 00:40:26,119 --> 00:40:27,206 Obviously, we'll have our hands full 812 00:40:27,207 --> 00:40:28,555 with the koi pond. 813 00:40:28,556 --> 00:40:30,122 Koi pond? 814 00:40:30,123 --> 00:40:32,690 Yeah, it's gonna double as a reflecting pool, 815 00:40:32,691 --> 00:40:35,649 which will make us a shoo-in for next season's cup. 816 00:40:35,650 --> 00:40:37,217 What about the garden? 817 00:40:38,653 --> 00:40:39,958 Please tell me I didn't just hear 818 00:40:39,959 --> 00:40:41,568 they're gonna dig up the body. 819 00:40:41,569 --> 00:40:43,178 We have to move it. 820 00:40:43,179 --> 00:40:44,266 Ugh, again? 821 00:40:44,267 --> 00:40:46,486 Or we just pray the body 822 00:40:46,487 --> 00:40:48,445 doesn't pop up in Marilyn's koi pond. 823 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:50,142 Can we stop saying the body? 824 00:40:50,143 --> 00:40:51,491 It's freaking me out. 825 00:40:51,492 --> 00:40:53,754 Saying the name is worse. 826 00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:56,496 I see the blood and the holes. 827 00:40:56,497 --> 00:40:58,716 Let's just say Quiche. 828 00:40:58,717 --> 00:41:00,631 It's dairy, you know? 829 00:41:00,632 --> 00:41:01,763 Not meaty. 830 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:05,200 Fine. 831 00:41:05,201 --> 00:41:07,202 We have to move Quiche. 832 00:41:07,203 --> 00:41:10,641 Not if they find Quiche's phone first, 833 00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:11,598 because we'll already be serving 834 00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:14,471 life sentences for murder. 835 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,168 - Where is the phone? - Trust me. 836 00:41:16,169 --> 00:41:18,257 It won't lead to us. - What did you do, Birdie? 837 00:41:18,258 --> 00:41:20,781 If you don't know, you have plausible deniability. 838 00:41:20,782 --> 00:41:21,869 What did you do? 839 00:41:21,870 --> 00:41:25,003 I kept Quiche alive. 840 00:41:34,622 --> 00:41:36,057 Excuse me, sir. 841 00:41:36,058 --> 00:41:37,016 Is this yours? 842 00:41:40,106 --> 00:41:43,238 No, not mine.